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Get Love Advice From Steel Panther

01-25-2010 by ShockHound

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Steel Panther wants to give it to you. Love advice, that is.
     With Valentine’s Day just around the corner we couldn’t think of anyone better to give you some pointers on romance. Obviously a band with panty-dropping songs like "The Shocker," "Asian Hooker," and "Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'" have their hands up the skirt of Aphrodite herself.
     The spandex-clad metal heads will be visiting ShockHound’s headquarters for a sure-to-be unforgettable Shock Session and to answer your burning love questions. Though if you have questions about “burning,” we can advise you right now — call a doctor.
     Leave a comment with your love question below, or email us at loveadvice@shockhound.com before 10AM Thursday morning.
     We’ll pick our favorites to ask the band, so make ‘em good! Be sure to include your first name and hometown so we can give you credit. Then check back on February 8th to watch the interview and see if your question was chosen! — Courtney Lear

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divisionst06 wrote: Fri. January 29, 2010 @ 11:58AM

Dear Steel Panther, I wanted to fix my girlfriend a special dinner for Valentine's Day. I know her favorite food is tube steak, but I can't find a recipe anywhere. What should I do?
Gore wrote: Fri. January 29, 2010 @ 09:31AM

ops typo! *Steel Panthers*
Gore wrote: Fri. January 29, 2010 @ 09:30AM

Dear Still Panthers, my gf for valentine's day want that i buy one of those kits for clone your willy, i am wonderin should i do that? gonna hurt? Death to all but metal!!
Jayme_ashlan wrote: Wed. January 27, 2010 @ 01:11PM

Oh my gosh, I do believe this is the best thing I have read....ever! But however, this goes to OCgirlie: PLEASE don't, all guys say that, he is lying and just wants to see if you will let him get away with it, don't trust him. And one of your boyfriends? Girl are you a player over there? Haha.
RebGirl1978 wrote: Tue. January 26, 2010 @ 11:57AM

how about getting started with Dan Savage?
RebGirl1978 wrote: Tue. January 26, 2010 @ 11:56AM

Dear Steel Panther I am a 31 year old virgin how do I get a guy and hopefully get laid???? (to get marry someday though) I like to explore and experiment with anything (whipped cream, S & M, roleplay and cosplay [heitai] ) but backside love. please help thanks! BTW my family is Christian Help!
ohitsmark wrote: Tue. January 26, 2010 @ 07:14AM

Oh Lord....
Shad0w wrote: Mon. January 25, 2010 @ 07:23PM

My girlfriend won't let me fuck her in the ass. What should I buy her to change her mind? If she changes her mind I'll let you each have a turn. Joe from Manchester, England.
Punkabilly wrote: Mon. January 25, 2010 @ 07:10PM

why does it burn when i pee? honky power, knoxville, tn
MikeMars wrote: Mon. January 25, 2010 @ 04:49PM

Shit, by the way my name is Mike Carpenter and I'm from Durham North Carolina.
MikeMars wrote: Mon. January 25, 2010 @ 04:47PM

Dude, what's the best way to convince a chick to go bisexual? Keep on Rocking!!!!!!
OCgirlie wrote: Mon. January 25, 2010 @ 04:46PM

One of my boyfriends says he's allergic to latex and can't perform properly with a condom. Should I believe him?
dudeitsdavi wrote: Mon. January 25, 2010 @ 04:34PM

hey steel panther.. i just fucked a chick without a condom for the first time and now i hate condoms i would like some advice on having unprotected sex thanks dudes keep rocking